We are passionate about coffee and our primary mission of executing the will of The Legendary Order of the Ninja Narwhal. This means connecting coffee lovers looking for their ideal roast to the artisan coffee roasters discovered by The Order who work hard to provide authentic and quality coffee!
The Legendary Order of the Ninja Narwhal have taken to land and sea to continue their relentless pursuit of the best coffee in the universe!
All coffee options hand picked by The Order, roasted to order and shipped directly from the small batch roasters who provide these amazing roasts!
Medium roast This is what ninjas (not vampires) drink in the early morning to prepare for the battle ahead! Full bodied coffee with hints of...View full product details
Medium roast. True to its ninja roots, this brew charms you with a sweet touch and then WHAM!... hits you with utter ninja smoothness! Nutty,...View full product details
Medium Roast Harnessing the legendary Ethiopian endurance, this brew will keep you battling for hours! Jasmine, Jammy body, dark fruit (blackberry, blueberry)... Hand crafted and shipped...View full product details
Med-Light Roast This brew is your asset in all stages of battle, earthly and supernatural! Honey ninja sweetness, creamy body, dried cranberry... Hand crafted and...View full product details
Med-Dark Roast This brew melds the arts of ninjitsu and jiujitsu to create an advanced ambush ability! Full body, nutty, herbaceous, smooth... Hand crafted and shipped fresh...View full product details
FIRST RUN, SERIES 1 Ninja Narwhal Coffee Company Guild Member patch!
Show your fandom and that you are a certified member of the Ninja Narwhal Coffee Guild! Hot cut for smooth outer border, silver metallic outer thread makes it stand out and easy iron-on backing!
Feel free to stick it on the sleeve of your Ninja Narwhal Coffee Company t-shirt or anywhere else you want to show off your guild membership!
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